Trump’s Build a Wall-Nut Trail Mix (funny)

Want more recipes and tips like these? Get these delivered straight to your inbox twice per month.  Trump’s Build a Wall-Nut Trail Mix Made just how Trump likes it, this mix is full figured and loaded with personality. Ingredients Beef jerky (I use a really classy kind of beef. Isn’t...
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Hillary’s Hidden Email Trail Mix (funny)

This recipe is full of hidden, secret ingredients! In fact, the ingredients are so secret, I can’t tell you what they are unless I’m questioned by Congress. Here’s what I can divulge: Want more recipes and tips like these? Get these delivered straight to your inbox twice...
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Bernie Sanders’ “Feel the Bern” Spicy Trail Mix (funny)

The 18 and 19 year olds will just love this mix. Just like the people that vote for him. It’s gluten-free, GMO-free, and just free-free-free, because he believes that everything should be free. Except for your campaign contributions made on his website. Want more recipes...
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ElectTED’s Flaming Hot Political Tex Mix (funny)

Want more recipes and tips like these? Get these delivered straight to your inbox twice per month. ElectTED’s  Flaming Hot Political Tex Mix Some of these ingredients may seem exotic, but you’re bound to find them in Canada.  Ingredients Plantain chips Garlic powder, chili powder, smoked paprika Pecans (Did...
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Kasich’s Buckeye Trail Mix (funny)

Want more recipes and tips like these? Get these delivered straight to your inbox twice per month. Kasich’s Buckeye Mix Ohio, Kasich’s home state, is famous for Buckeye candy, made with peanut butter balls dipped in chocolate. Ingredients Buckeye candies Procedure Toss them in the bowl. And that’s it!...
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