Trump’s Build a Wall-Nut Trail Mix (funny)
Trump’s Build a Wall-Nut Trail Mix
Made just how Trump likes it, this mix is full figured and loaded with personality.
- Beef jerky (I use a really classy kind of beef. Isn’t that great?)
- 100% whole-grain Goldfish (Because the Donald loves everything in gold.)
- Gold chocolate coins (With Trump, you can’t have too much gold or money.)
- See’s dark chocolate covered raisins (Donald loves See’s candies)
- A tremendous amount of walnuts (To build the best trail mix, guaranteed!)
Mix ingredients together. But don’t over mix it, because that would be. A total. Disaster. Terrible. Don’t screw it up, otherwise, America, you’re fired.
Serve in a gold cup.