Bernie Sanders’ “Feel the Bern” Spicy Trail Mix (funny)

Feel the Bern Spicy Trail Mix

The 18 and 19 year olds will just love this mix. Just like the people that vote for him. It’s gluten-free, GMO-free, and just free-free-free, because he believes that everything should be free. Except for your campaign contributions made on his website.


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Bernie Sanders’ “Feel the Bern” Spicy Trail Mix

Ingredients

  • Crunchy granola
  • Vermont maple syrup
  • Almonds (Because everyone who considers voting for him LOVE nuts.)

Procedure

Mix ingredients together. Serve in a recycled can rinsed out with the waters of Michigan.

 

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