ElectTED’s Flaming Hot Political Tex Mix (funny)
ElectTED’s Flaming Hot Political Tex Mix
Some of these ingredients may seem exotic, but you’re bound to find them in Canada.
- Plantain chips
- Garlic powder, chili powder, smoked paprika
- Pecans (Did you know that Texas is 1 of 4 major pecan-growing states?)
- Holy Water
Mix together the plantain chips and pecans. Sprinkle with the seasonings. If you truly are a believer in Ted Cruz, you should not just spritz, but completely submerge the mix in holy water. (OK, its doesn’t look this good, but it tastes like something Aunt Gertrude brought for Christmas Day.) Take a cue from Ted’s fiery reputation in the Senate–feel free to serve this HOT by zapping in the microwave.
And that’s how you make my ElectTED’s Flaming Hot Political Tex Mix.